and the chutzpah award goes to.

my 2-year-old niece. who smoldered chocolate milk all over my favourite top. and tied it around her neck as a cape, believing it'll turn her into ultraman. you'd think superman would have been more believable. beats me.

she's finally became delusional. welcome to the family.

my niece, moments before she smashed the Canon onto the floor. it was never heard of again. or seen.